in the world yuckier than waking up to a large tongue in your mouth. Now, that may sound like a great thing (and it is, usually), but if the tongue belongs to a golden retriever, not so much.
But one of the things that is yuckier, is waking up to a large tongue in your [...]
“Where?” She whispered into my mouth. I was staring deep into the eyes of my new Mistress, seeing a part of Janie I had never known.
“Upstairs,” I whispered. “There’s a room – “
She cut me off. She let me down to the floor, then turned her head to the side a little. I didn’t care what she was looking at, I just wanted to keep looking into her eyes.
I woke up sometime around 3AM this morning.
I more or less faded into consciousness.
Something warm and wet was working its way up the inside of my knee. Something silky was following it, and around it all was the tickle of long soft hair.
Coming up the the other leg at the same pace was something [...]
Just how dumb can you be? Doing the Horizontal Mambo with your skydiving partner’s boyfriend is just asking to have a crap load of silverware come from your parachute pack. Can you say “Wile E. Coyote”? I knew you could.
Found this on CNN:
BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP) — Authorities have opened a murder investigation [...]
Dr. BA has been invited to give his Moon Landing Hoax Debunking Talk at SpaceFest 2007. There are going to be a bunch of actual astronauts there, so he seems a bit on edge about it.
Houston, I have a problem.
You see, as you might expect, the astronauts are not big fans of the whole [...]
Happy Friday!
The Weekend is almost here, and it’s been a little slow coming this week (no pun intended).
Get up, get a shower, go to work all breezy under your dress, and see what you can do about getting that raise out of your boss (pun intended).
You’ll be thanking me all weekend!
Tess over at Urban Gypsy holds nothing back.
Stolen Moments is incredibly graphic and intense.
I told you to meet me in a park close to my house. It was before eight o’clock; late enough to be shrouded in winter-darkness. I pulled in, parked next to you and hopped into your car. We can [...]
I like Kissing. Kissing when I wake up, Kissing when I go to sleep, Kissing every chance I get in between.
Now researchers have found that primates aren’t the only ones Kissing to feel better after a fight.
From Science:
The close quarters of a rookery can be a lot like a crowded row-house neighborhood: Every now [...]
No, I mean that literally. Janie and I started our Hump Day on the beach. The wind coming in from the ocean made our asses red.
Well, that and the sand.
But it was worth it!
Of course we had to shower when we got back to warm them back up and get the sand out.
And [...]
I started to get up from the pew, then thought about the heels. I sat back down and unbuckled the straps, took them off, and ran back toward the confessional as quietly as I could.
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