First I’m just going to echo Janie’s post about Maryann.
I can’t believe I forgot to tell you about this!
Busy, I guess.
Carico is quickly becoming my favorite Fundy EVAH!!!!!!
“”According to evolutionists, it’s a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can’t be disproven.
We have deformed skulls to prove that these aliens once had ape-like foreheads, and some walked on 2 legs and others walked on 4 legs. And since there have been confirmed sightings of alien spacecraft, that proves that they have come back to check on how things are going on planet earth.
We don’t know who the first alien was, but from the few skulls and bones we have, we can tell that there were millions of them. Then when they had explored planet earth, they found it boring and decided to leave but not before some of them had died here which is why we still have their skulls and bones. From them, we can tell what they wore, what color eyes they had, and that they were covered in hair. These are what evolutionists call facts, so we’ve proven that aliens once ruled the planet earth.””
Submitted by Aagcobb
Yes, it’s true. Janie’s latest little fundy troll (calling himself “Christian”) at UDoJ is Cocksnack, who goes by the handle of Weapon of Mass Instruction and uses the email address of email@example.com.
I suppose we should have guessed, given logic like this:
You want to have your civll unions dissolved by unilateral annulment because a male-male couple never had vaginal intercourse? Obviously not. So you don’t want equality. Think about it.
But we really didn’t think even Cocksnack was dumb enough to make an argument like that.
Guess we were wrong. Cocksnack really is that dumb.
It’s funny how Mr. HolierThanThou didn’t use his regular handle, or link to his own blog. Funny in a hypocritical, dishonest kinda way. Just exactly what we’ve come to expect from Cocksnack. Well, Cocksnack, stupid by any other name is still stupid, and a Cocksnack by any other name is still a Cocksnack.
If you’re wondering what a Cocksnack is, or why we call Cocksnack a Cocksnack, it’s a google bomb, started by RockstarRyan and being passed around in several places, like at the good Reverend Big Dumb Chimp’s blog.
Go hump. A lot.
Take the day off work, go grab all the sexy stuff Santa brought you, invite your favorite lay over (or two or three of your favorites, even better!), and mess up the kitchen.
And the living room.
And the shingles on the roof, for that matter. Who cares? Just spread a little holiday joy all over the place.
So we got a visit a little while ago over at UDoJ, from the [son of the] Director of Missions for the Baptist Association of Greater New Orleans, some guy named Marty McKeever, and we’re toying with a new mouse. Fundies are soooooo dumb.
Thanks for the stuff. The boots are bitchin’, and the chemises are gorgeous. The nurse’s outfit will be much appreciated next time Janie’s sick. (Click the pic to see the nurse’s outfit). The choker is beautiful, and the anklet is, too.
Also, thanks for stuffing the naughty drawer. It’s so full now that I think we’ll need a second one. And remembering all the batteries was awesome.
Mostly though, I just want to thank you for stopping by. It was good to see you again. I was a little worried that I might be on the “naughty” list this year. I’m glad you told me about the third list. I didn’t know you kept a “very naughty, very nice” list. I’ll do my best to be on that one every year!
I only have one minor request. You know that one thing, the big purple thing? It’s very cool looking and all, but there’s a small problem. We can’t quite figure it out, and the instructions are in Sanskrit or something. Do you think you could give us a little help when you stop by to pick up your thong?
P.S. Thanks for not bringing me a Cocksnack.