Thanks for the stuff. The boots are bitchin’, and the chemises are gorgeous. The nurse’s outfit will be much appreciated next time Janie’s sick. (Click the pic to see the nurse’s outfit). The choker is beautiful, and the anklet is, too.
Also, thanks for stuffing the naughty drawer. It’s so full now that I think we’ll need a second one. And remembering all the batteries was awesome.
Mostly though, I just want to thank you for stopping by. It was good to see you again. I was a little worried that I might be on the “naughty” list this year. I’m glad you told me about the third list. I didn’t know you kept a “very naughty, very nice” list. I’ll do my best to be on that one every year!
I only have one minor request. You know that one thing, the big purple thing? It’s very cool looking and all, but there’s a small problem. We can’t quite figure it out, and the instructions are in Sanskrit or something. Do you think you could give us a little help when you stop by to pick up your thong?
P.S. Thanks for not bringing me a Cocksnack.