Christian Is Cocksnack

Cocksnack’s Disguise

[UPDATE: Go vote for Cocksnack at Fundies Say The Darndest Things. He’s getting a perfect 5.0-Fundie! rating so far! Oh no! He’s slipped to 4.92! GO VOTE!!!]

Yes, it’s true. Janie’s latest little fundy troll (calling himself “Christian”) at UDoJ is Cocksnack, who goes by the handle of Weapon of Mass Instruction and uses the email address of

I suppose we should have guessed, given logic like this:

You want to have your civll unions dissolved by unilateral annulment because a male-male couple never had vaginal intercourse? Obviously not. So you don’t want equality. Think about it.

But we really didn’t think even Cocksnack was dumb enough to make an argument like that.

Guess we were wrong. Cocksnack really is that dumb.
It’s funny how Mr. HolierThanThou didn’t use his regular handle, or link to his own blog. Funny in a hypocritical, dishonest kinda way. Just exactly what we’ve come to expect from Cocksnack. Well, Cocksnack, stupid by any other name is still stupid, and a Cocksnack by any other name is still a Cocksnack.

Turns out we’ve run into Cocksnack before. Cocksnack is a regular troll at Imago Dei. Cocksnack also likes to troll at Rockstar Ramblings,

If you’re wondering what a Cocksnack is, or why we call Cocksnack a Cocksnack, it’s a google bomb, started by RockstarRyan and being passed around in several places, like at the good Reverend Big Dumb Chimp’s blog.

It’s a fitting tribute to a lying, hatemongering Cocksnack like Cocksnack.




  2. 🙂

  3. This moron is actually horrible when it comes to debating; everything he says is full of logicall fallacies and plain old lies.

    He made this statement –

    Speciation & Adaptation do not = evolution

    Wrong Cocksnack.

    P.S – added to blogroll.

  4. Thanks Ryan!

    Yeah, he’s good at sticking his fingers in his ears and spouting nonsense, but that’s about it.

    Idiot and Cocksnack.


    I submitted his comment to Fundies Say The Darndest Things. So far, he has an average rating of 5.0 – Fundie!


  6. Go empty your bladder before you read this comment at Fundies Say The Darndest Things in response to Cocksnack‘s comment.

    Ok, are you back yet?

    Good. I didn’t want you to piss all over your computer chair.

    Prince Macho Belly


    12/28/2006 6:59:31 PM

    Man #1: Gee, that was a wonderful ceremony.

    Man #2: It certainly was. And everything was so beautiful.

    Man #1: Definately. Well, now that we’re here in the honeymoon suite, it’s time for the consumation.

    Man #2: Oh goody goody!

    Man #1: Ready….1…2…3!

    Both drop their trousers simultaneously.

    Man #1: Oh no!

    Man #2: Oh my god!

    Man #1: I thought you had a vagina!

    Man #2: I thought you had a vagina!

    Man #1: Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do.

    Man #2: Now we’ll have to send back all those lovely gifts!

  7. Excellent work girls!!! This guy really is a nutjob!

  8. Hi MusicGuy!

    He’s way out there. I want to feel sorry for him, I really do.

    but i don’t.

    How are your holidays going? Well, I hope!

    Kisses to you from bo’fus!

  9. Sometimes, they just make it soooooo easy to mock them…


  10. sy t mck, snc y r pthlgcl lr.

    Wh dn’t y tll thm wht yr ctl vdnc s tht m wh y prtnd m?

  11. That is such a cool toy.

  12. Told ya’.

  13. hehe

  14. One click: Disemvowels, adds the prefix to the name, and changes the link to the wiki page for disemvoweling.

    What more could you ask for?

    Kisses Rev. Chimpy.

  15. It’s like one-click Troll-be-gone.

  16. I would like to get in touch with anyone who has had experiences with Christian and see exactly how dishonest this guy has been. Kate, I have no email address for you, but could you email me? Thanks in advance!

  17. No need for private email, John. You could just google “Cocksnack” or you could wade through this trainwreck.

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