There Are Few Things

Happy Hump Dayin the world yuckier than waking up to a large tongue in your mouth. Now, that may sound like a great thing (and it is, usually), but if the tongue belongs to a golden retriever, not so much.

But one of the things that is yuckier, is waking up to a large tongue in your mouth belonging to a golden retriever and then getting up to take him out and sticking your foot into a slipper full of slobber from that same golden retriever.

Oh, and even worse than that is waking up to a large tongue in your mouth belonging to a golden retriever and then getting up to take him out and sticking your feet into two slippers full of slobber from that same golden retriever.

Just so you frickin’ know.

Have a great HumpDay.

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