Janie Killed Me

JanieBelleSeriously.  Beginning of the very first chapter, I’m toast.  I totally held off on moaning about my demise in The Lilith Quotient, because obviously she can’t kill me, right?  I kept waiting for the trick or the super-speed rescue or something, but now she’s four chapters in, and I’m still dead

What’s up with that?

I liked my last words, though.  Very me.

(Anybody have Jesus’ phone number?  Maybe he could help me out here…)

Final February Hump Day

Happy Hump Day Happy Hump Day!

I’ve been a little blogged out, lately.

I can’t imagine how Janie can keep up with stuff and still find time for me, phone calls from her Mom, me, shopping, me, sex, me, writing stories, me…

She is the single most disorganized person I have ever met, but somehow she manages.

Did I mention the humping part?

Beam Me Over

Make it so, right fucking NOW, sexy!I grew up watching Star Trek. All of them. If I had a genie to grant me one wish, it would be that I could fly between the stars with my Lover aboard the Enterprise (Picard’s – I’ve got this thing for his perfectly shaped, hairless head.)

Y’know we’ve been promised flying cars and stuff since the fifties. We’ve got some of that stuff, like cell phones and sat phones, various medical tools, but still no flying cars.

…and no transporter beams.

Until now.

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Dear Everybody

Hi.  This is Kate.  This is NOT Janie sneaking into the other room to post this while I am naked and lazily lying half-asleep in the bed being distracted by Grace who also had nothing whatever to do with this post.

I am a butthead.

I am also very mean, because I have been teasing Janie mercilessly since her birthday.

I shouldn’t have ever done that because she is beautiful and smart and funny and she can kick my ass, even though I was a Marine.

She is a Goddess and I should worship at her feet, and so should you.

I am also very pretty, but I am a butthead.

I repeat.  I mean, I say again, this is NOT Janie writing this post.  See?  It isn’t even tagged with JanieBelle or Grace, so it couldn’t possibly be them.

I’m not kidding.

This is not Janie.

And Grace is totally innocent, too.

Just so y’know.


P.S. Janie is also not responsible for the large handprint on my ass.

I Can’t Get My Post Done

There is a huge science thing that I want to post that involves physics and philosophy and economy and all sorts of stuff.

It’s Big.  It’s really HUGE.

But Janie’s got the horn something awful after she found out this morning that I’m helping Molly and Andale with  her birthday story and our new playmate Grace is here, so I can’t seem to stay upright long enough to write it.

Oh darn.

You Might Think It’s Valentine’s Day

I Love You JanieBut it’s not.

It’s Janie’s 18th Birthday!

Go wish her a happy one!

(She thinks she’s going blog visiting at midnight. Um. No. I have other plans. So while you’re reading this time-delayed post, we’ll be … otherwise occupied.)

This Sugasm Is For The Gang – Sugasm 66

We didn’t submit anything this week, but here’s everyone else’s submissions.

Hey, we can’t spend all our time writing smut, y’know!

Sugasm #66

The best of this weeks blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #67? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Black Tie Optional; Cleavage Required. (http://middleurge.blogspot.com)
“It had been so long since she’d worn something like this, I had to keep checking in and making sure she was really comfortable with appearing in public looking this… well, sexy.”

Don’t Be A Blog Playa (http://marketingwhore.naughtyblog.net)
“Blogging is often treated like dating, where folks fall in love with setting it up, posting some ramblings, and when no one gushes and fawns all over them, they move onto the next one.”

Eclectic Slut part one (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)
“As we lay, limbs entwined and tangled, realising that we couldn’t stop touching each other even for a second, the conversation returned to one we’d started earlier… about control and submission.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
5 Ways to Keep Your Blog Off Digg (http://sugarbank.com)

Editor’s Choice
The Shirt… (http://ellesnovellas.blogspot.com)

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(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

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