Hi. This is Kate. This is NOT Janie sneaking into the other room to post this while I am naked and lazily lying half-asleep in the bed being distracted by Grace who also had nothing whatever to do with this post.
I am a butthead.
I am also very mean, because I have been teasing Janie mercilessly since her birthday.
I shouldn’t have ever done that because she is beautiful and smart and funny and she can kick my ass, even though I was a Marine.
She is a Goddess and I should worship at her feet, and so should you.
I am also very pretty, but I am a butthead.
I repeat. I mean, I say again, this is NOT Janie writing this post. See? It isn’t even tagged with JanieBelle or Grace, so it couldn’t possibly be them.
I’m not kidding.
This is not Janie.
And Grace is totally innocent, too.
Just so y’know.
P.S. Janie is also not responsible for the large handprint on my ass.