Six AM on Humpday

Madison and Erica - Bent, by Rob Beyer @ FlickrWaking up on Humpday with a little humping to start your Humpday with humping.

If you are waking up this Humpday with no one to hump handy, then just pretend it’s Masturbation Monday.

Happy Humpday.

Where I found it:

That’s Madison and Erica – Bent, by Rob Beyers.

Spank Me Sunday

Spank, by Pieter Pieterse @ Flickr

Just do it.

Where I found it:

That’s Spank, by Pieter Pieterse.

Hump This.

Castro--Hump, by SeenyaRita @ FlickrWhen you care enough to send the very best.

Happy fuckin’ humpday.

Where I found it:

That’s Castro–Hump, by SeenyaRita

Lookin’ For A Fax

Mi Musa, by GuilleDes @ Flickr

A banker, an attorney and The Boy were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The banker pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang. The attorney lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained “That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.”

The Boy felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Boy finally said “Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax.”

Happy Sexy Saturday.

::That photo of the sexy woman looking for a fax is called Mi Musa, by GuilleDes::

A Little Oral Love This Morning With Coffee

Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

And one for Max below the fold that’s just too dirty for the front page.  Have a great Thursday.

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First August Humpday

Happy Hump DayI got no takers on this last time I posted it, so let’s try again. Maybe it was just because I posted it on a Friday, but don’t be a bunch of wusses this time.

Will you get over the hump by humping? Have you ever?

Before you go home tonight to spend the evening boinking your brains out, think back to that time with your secretary, that time with your boss, that time with your secretary and your boss.

Where did you do it? Supply closet? Over the copy machine? On the boss’ desk after hours?

Happy Hump DayWas it at the company picnic? The Christmas party?

Let’s hear it. Tell us your best sex-at-work story. Don’t worry, we won’t tell your current signifigant other, we promise.

Then go home and do the horizontal mambo as soon as you get in the door. Don’t hint about it, don’t request it. Walk in the door, grab a handful of hair, kiss like you want to be kissed, and drag your lover to the bed. Or the kitchen counter.

Or the picnic table out back, where the neighbors might catch you…. if you’re lucky.

Have a great Hump Day.