I Think It May Be Time

To wake up my blog.

Welcome back, world.

Simple Mathematics Mushrooms

Taking Marty To SchoolDoes Anyone Read Turkish?

I don’t usually pay attention to my stats, but this page links to me, but every translation service I can find makes no sense out of the words on the page.

At first I thought it’s talking about Quiet The Hum, but now I’m not sure. It does talk about censorship and “simple mathematics mushroom”.

The original and the mangled translation are below the fold thingee.

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No, not the show. Me. It’s my birthday, and of course my Lover hasn’t forgotten.  She gave me some…

equipment and supplies…

Tied Up Tuesday

It’s also Tied-Up Tuesday.

Kate’s New Look

Showin’ Some LoveI hope you like the new look, Lover. You didn’t really give me much to go on.

If you don’t like it, you can tie me up and spank me later, it being Tied-Up Tuesday and all now.

I cleaned up your blogroll and your categories while I was at it.

I think I need a little attention before I go to sleep, so I hope you don’t mind if I wake you up.

Love,

JanieBelle

A Parade Of Stuff You Didn’t Know About Me

Happy Independence DayJanie tagged me with the 8 Dirty Little Secrets meme a few days ago. Things have been a little busy and I didn’t get to it right away.

Actually, it was the “8 things about me” meme, and Janie just put her kiss of approval on it – with tongue. Lots of tongue.

So, I’ve been thinking about what I’d tell you about me that you might not already know. It’s hard to think of eight things that I want you to know.

Head below the fold to see my list.

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First Time, No Prob

Janie will be jealous. She got an R the first time, and NC-17 after a few rants.

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Dear Everybody

Hi.  This is Kate.  This is NOT Janie sneaking into the other room to post this while I am naked and lazily lying half-asleep in the bed being distracted by Grace who also had nothing whatever to do with this post.

I am a butthead.

I am also very mean, because I have been teasing Janie mercilessly since her birthday.

I shouldn’t have ever done that because she is beautiful and smart and funny and she can kick my ass, even though I was a Marine.

She is a Goddess and I should worship at her feet, and so should you.

I am also very pretty, but I am a butthead.

I repeat.  I mean, I say again, this is NOT Janie writing this post.  See?  It isn’t even tagged with JanieBelle or Grace, so it couldn’t possibly be them.

I’m not kidding.

This is not Janie.

And Grace is totally innocent, too.

Just so y’know.

🙂

P.S. Janie is also not responsible for the large handprint on my ass.

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