Six AM on Humpday

Madison and Erica - Bent, by Rob Beyer @ FlickrWaking up on Humpday with a little humping to start your Humpday with humping.

If you are waking up this Humpday with no one to hump handy, then just pretend it’s Masturbation Monday.

Happy Humpday.

Where I found it:

That’s Madison and Erica – Bent, by Rob Beyers.

Hump This.

Castro--Hump, by SeenyaRita @ FlickrWhen you care enough to send the very best.

Happy fuckin’ humpday.

Where I found it:

That’s Castro–Hump, by SeenyaRita

First August Humpday

Happy Hump DayI got no takers on this last time I posted it, so let’s try again. Maybe it was just because I posted it on a Friday, but don’t be a bunch of wusses this time.

Will you get over the hump by humping? Have you ever?

Before you go home tonight to spend the evening boinking your brains out, think back to that time with your secretary, that time with your boss, that time with your secretary and your boss.

Where did you do it? Supply closet? Over the copy machine? On the boss’ desk after hours?

Happy Hump DayWas it at the company picnic? The Christmas party?

Let’s hear it. Tell us your best sex-at-work story. Don’t worry, we won’t tell your current signifigant other, we promise.

Then go home and do the horizontal mambo as soon as you get in the door. Don’t hint about it, don’t request it. Walk in the door, grab a handful of hair, kiss like you want to be kissed, and drag your lover to the bed. Or the kitchen counter.

Or the picnic table out back, where the neighbors might catch you…. if you’re lucky.

Have a great Hump Day.

Summer Hump Day

Happy Hump DayIt’s hot, steamy, sweaty outside today.  Bring a little of that indoors.

Wreck the air conditioner at work.  Push it to the limit, then push it harder.

Make the thing work so hard to keep the copy room cool, that it just explodes.

You’ll thank me for it later.

And so will your boss/employee/client/random person passing by.

Happy Hump Day.

A Parade Of Stuff You Didn’t Know About Me

Happy Independence DayJanie tagged me with the 8 Dirty Little Secrets meme a few days ago. Things have been a little busy and I didn’t get to it right away.

Actually, it was the “8 things about me” meme, and Janie just put her kiss of approval on it – with tongue. Lots of tongue.

So, I’ve been thinking about what I’d tell you about me that you might not already know. It’s hard to think of eight things that I want you to know.

Head below the fold to see my list.

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Beetles Swallow, Don’t Spit

Happy HumpdayVia New Scientist:

Buying a lady a drink to win her favour is a trick not confined to men. Some beetle females will mate simply to quench their thirst.

The bean weevil Callosobruchus maculatus feeds on dry pulses. With a diet like this, the male’s ejaculate is a valuable water source for females. Martin Edvardsson at Uppsala University, Sweden, tested the idea that females tap into this by keeping them on dry beans with or without access to water. Females living on beans alone accepted more matings, presumably to secure the water in the seminal fluid (Animal Behaviour, DOI: 10.1016/j.anbehav.2006.07.018).

Well, whattya know? An evolutionary advantage to one of my favorite passtimes…

Happy Hump Day!

Final February Hump Day

Happy Hump Day Happy Hump Day!

I’ve been a little blogged out, lately.

I can’t imagine how Janie can keep up with stuff and still find time for me, phone calls from her Mom, me, shopping, me, sex, me, writing stories, me…

She is the single most disorganized person I have ever met, but somehow she manages.

Did I mention the humping part?

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