For my two new pets, should the need arise.
neil and bob, kittens.
From whence came the art:
(I’m clipping the link for my own reasons. (I don’t want to get in trouble with WP again.) I found the image at DarkCasket. Most people won’t care for the ads there, so don’t go there if big graphic flashy annoying porn ads all over the place offend you.)
It’s Spank Me Sunday.
I’ve been spanked.
You should spanked.
That is all.
A banker, an attorney and The Boy were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The banker pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rang. The attorney lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained “That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.”
The Boy felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Boy finally said “Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax.”
Happy Sexy Saturday.
The 2007 North Carolina Science Blogging Conference is here!
Look at the folks showing up for dinner tonight!
We were too slow to sign up, and missed the 150 person limit.
Coturnix has set up a links and live blogging page for the conference, so don’t forget to keep an eye on that! See what all your favorite bloggers in attendance are talking about, and hopefully find some great new science blogs to add to your list of favorites.
Reed Cartwright is escorting Professor Steve Steve to the conference, so now Janie’s really bummed we’re missing it.
We’ll be keeping our eye out for insteresting tidbits to pass along to you, though.
So you got over the hump on Wednesday. You’ve made it to Friday. It’s almost the weekend.
But did you get over the hump by humping? Have you ever?
Before you go home to spend the weekend boinking your brains out, think back to that time with your secretary, that time with your boss, that time with your secretary and your boss.
Where did you do it? Supply closet? Over the copy machine? On the boss’ desk after hours?
Was it at the company picnic? The Christmas party?
Let’s hear it. Tell us your best sex-at-work story. Don’t worry, we won’t tell your current signifigant other, we promise.
Then go home and do the horizontal mambo as soon as you get in the door. Don’t hint about it, don’t request it. Walk in the door, grab a handful of hair, kiss like you want to be kissed, and drag your lover to the bed. Or the kitchen counter.
Or the picnic table out back, where the neighbors might catch you…. if you’re lucky.
Have a great weekend.
How she manages to work so hard on her blog, I’ll never know. She’s gone through all 340+ posts, fixed every link she could find, added categories to every single post, added blockquotes where she could find them needed, and now intends to go through almost 3000 comments and do the same.
That’s a lot of work. I’m going to make her go Christmas shopping with me today, though. She needs a break. Plus the laptop’s battery is shot and I’m having porn withdrawal. 😉
I think I can think of a few things that will distract her for a while, and I’ll take lots of pictures and video. She’s quite the budding exhibitionist, y’know.
Anyway, between working on the blog, and trying to keep up her blogging itself, and keeping up with everybody else’s blog, I think she’s going to go blind from staring at the computer screen. I’ve got an idea that will make her go blind from something else.