Sexy Phil Does The Space Carnival

Phil Plait, by leshoward @ FlickrThe thirtieth Carnival of Space is up at Dr. BA’s place.

Pretty pictures, cheap fusion rockets, extra-solar planets, comic books and an unidentified object following Rosetta.

Much spacy goodness for your brain.

Go. Now. Before I promise not to beat you.

Where I found it:

That’s Phil Plait, by leshoward.

Lookin’ For A Fax

Mi Musa, by GuilleDes @ Flickr

A banker, an attorney and The Boy were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The banker pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang. The attorney lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained “That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.”

The Boy felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Boy finally said “Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax.”

Happy Sexy Saturday.

::That photo of the sexy woman looking for a fax is called Mi Musa, by GuilleDes::

A Little Oral Love This Morning With Coffee

Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

And one for Max below the fold that’s just too dirty for the front page.  Have a great Thursday.

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Tuesday Morning Not-So-Hateful

This'll get the stick out of CriminyJicket's ass

CriminyJicket, this is to get the stick out of your Six AM Hateful ass.

From me to you.

Good Mornin’ Sunshine.

(You can click it and make it big.)

Oh, and since it’s Tied-Up Tuesday, there’s a bonus for you down below.

Tied-Up Tuesday

Have a nice day!

Now The King Of All Poo Is Pissed

Pooflingers AnonymousLook out WP staff. You just got some Poo flung your way.

Here’s the story: not long ago, Janie and Kate wrote a short bit of serial erotica from two differing points of view (me linky you long time). To be quite honest, it really wasn’t all that dirty in comparison to some of the shit I’ve read on the web, and it had a style I respect where things are more hinted at than graphically described. Allowing the imagination to fill in the blanks is a great way to fly, and works well in nearly every literary genre (the main reason I like Steven King’s older works). Forcing the reader’s imagination to become actively involved in the story adds a bit of investment for the reader, and keeps them coming back.

Unfortunately for the girls, some asshole at WordPress apparently objected. It’s not that erotica and sex are taboo topics for WP blogs… the only thing we can figure is that someone took issue with the involvement of a priest in the story. Janie and Kate suddenly found their tags no longer appearing on WP’s main pages, and no searches in WP returned hits. All this, and no warning or explanation. A few emails to the support staff received half-assed excuses in reply… something about “we don’t want kids accidentally running into your stuff or people getting in trouble at work”.

Bullshit.

You might want to duck.

In The Event You Thought De-Listing Was A Minor Issue

The BoyThe Boy makes a very good point with a graphic illustration of what de-listing did to his blog stats.

His voice is being silenced for no better reason than he was critical of WordPress’ policy.

We are not at war with Oceana. We were never at war with Oceana.

Janie and I are done blogging for the day, we’re going to practice some “mature material” kinds of things for inspiration. Then we’re going to watch the game and go for some more inspiration at half-time and after the game.

Maybe we’ll tell you all about it tomorrow, if our blogs haven’t been deleted by the WordPress Gestapo by then.

WordPress Censors The Erotica Tag

Stop Censoring Our Blogs

Janie was just checking, and all the posts have now disappeared from the erotica tag (only two very recent ones are there, apparently added after the purge by Mark and WordPress’ McCarthy Censorship Board).

We can now only assume that Mark has suddenly decided to go on a Holy Crusade against erotic literature on all blogs, and we are apparently the cause because we mentioned the tag when we were bitching about being blacklisted.

For that, we are truly sorry.

But please, don’t just stop writing it, don’t roll over and just accept his whimsical crusade.

Do everything you can to stop the WordPress Purge.

Post the graphics, make your own, blog about it, comment about it on other blogs, email WordPress Support and tell them how unhappy you are about these McCarthy era tactics of censorship in 2007.

Do not allow WordPress to continue censoring our blogs.

This must stop now.

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