Hang It on the Bed Post

#082 - Scarlett Shackled In Lingerie (low def sample), by Helene de Troy

#082 - Scarlett Shackled In Lingerie (low def sample), by Helene de Troy

Janie’s collecting virgins’ thongs.  For the record, I still have hers.  It’s hanging on our bedpost, and her silver ring is on a chain around my neck.  Trophies.  I love trophies.

I wonder what sexual trophies people keep.  I can’t be the only one.

Kate’s New Look

Showin’ Some LoveI hope you like the new look, Lover. You didn’t really give me much to go on.

If you don’t like it, you can tie me up and spank me later, it being Tied-Up Tuesday and all now.

I cleaned up your blogroll and your categories while I was at it.

I think I need a little attention before I go to sleep, so I hope you don’t mind if I wake you up.

Love,

JanieBelle

Well Look

Happy Mondayat who is taking pages out of my book!

I am such a bad influence on her…

Smoking Is A Filthy Habit

Especially when you dig up your ashtrays from a cemetery.Happy Friday

Janie found this on the AP wire, and showed it to me.

FITCHBURG, Mass. (AP) — Police say a gravedigger stole body parts – including a skull and a thigh bone – from a broken casket at a church cemetery and took them home to make an ashtray.

“While he was digging a grave, a casket was broken open, so (investigators) believe he took the body parts to make an ashtray and a pipe,” Police Lt. Kevin O’Brien told the Sentinel & Enterprise of Fitchburg.

Police discovered the theft when they went to his apartment Wednesday after his wife complained that her husband, Keith Chartrand, killed her dog. She said she found the body parts among his belongings.

Police charged Chartrand, 30, with removing a body from a grave and cruelty to animals.

 

Janie Killed Me

JanieBelleSeriously.  Beginning of the very first chapter, I’m toast.  I totally held off on moaning about my demise in The Lilith Quotient, because obviously she can’t kill me, right?  I kept waiting for the trick or the super-speed rescue or something, but now she’s four chapters in, and I’m still dead

What’s up with that?

I liked my last words, though.  Very me.

(Anybody have Jesus’ phone number?  Maybe he could help me out here…)

Final February Hump Day

Happy Hump Day Happy Hump Day!

I’ve been a little blogged out, lately.

I can’t imagine how Janie can keep up with stuff and still find time for me, phone calls from her Mom, me, shopping, me, sex, me, writing stories, me…

She is the single most disorganized person I have ever met, but somehow she manages.

Did I mention the humping part?

I Can’t Get My Post Done

There is a huge science thing that I want to post that involves physics and philosophy and economy and all sorts of stuff.

It’s Big.  It’s really HUGE.

But Janie’s got the horn something awful after she found out this morning that I’m helping Molly and Andale with  her birthday story and our new playmate Grace is here, so I can’t seem to stay upright long enough to write it.

Oh darn.

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