Hang It on the Bed Post

#082 - Scarlett Shackled In Lingerie (low def sample), by Helene de Troy

#082 - Scarlett Shackled In Lingerie (low def sample), by Helene de Troy

Janie’s collecting virgins’ thongs.  For the record, I still have hers.  It’s hanging on our bedpost, and her silver ring is on a chain around my neck.  Trophies.  I love trophies.

I wonder what sexual trophies people keep.  I can’t be the only one.

neil. and bob.

Catwoman, by Grumpstone @ FlickrFor my two new pets, should the need arise.

neil and bob, kittens.

From whence came the art:

That image is titled Catwoman, by Grumpstone and is licensed under the Creative Commons license found at the link, or you can just click the image.

FStDT – The Holy Sex Police are Guarding Your Under-Hole

Toqueteo 2, by Sorgin @ FlickrI know it’s Oral Orgasm Thursday and not Masturbation Monday, but this couldn’t wait.

No further comment from me necessary, Maxine takes care of it:

“(Big Jesus FTW!)

If you’re worried about your wicked behavior being watched by a camera by the police department, let me tell you there is a bigger camera that is watching all of your wicked behavior. It’s call the Lord God Jesus Christ. And he sees everything. So turn off your computer porn and stop rubbing yourself in unholy ways, stop picking up whores in cheap bars and stop shoving long objects up your under-hole. Yes, God is watching, don’t be afraid of Big Brother, because Big Jesus is watching and you will be swimming in a molting lake of fire if you don’t hand over your life to Jesus, libtards. I’m praying for you, it’s probably a lost cause, but I’m earning points with Jesus.”

Maxine, The Daily Page, Madison WI Comments (34) 2007-Nov-14

Where I found it:

That’s Toqueteo 2, by Sorgin.

A Little Oral Love This Morning With Coffee

Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

And one for Max below the fold that’s just too dirty for the front page.  Have a great Thursday.

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First August Humpday

Happy Hump DayI got no takers on this last time I posted it, so let’s try again. Maybe it was just because I posted it on a Friday, but don’t be a bunch of wusses this time.

Will you get over the hump by humping? Have you ever?

Before you go home tonight to spend the evening boinking your brains out, think back to that time with your secretary, that time with your boss, that time with your secretary and your boss.

Where did you do it? Supply closet? Over the copy machine? On the boss’ desk after hours?

Happy Hump DayWas it at the company picnic? The Christmas party?

Let’s hear it. Tell us your best sex-at-work story. Don’t worry, we won’t tell your current signifigant other, we promise.

Then go home and do the horizontal mambo as soon as you get in the door. Don’t hint about it, don’t request it. Walk in the door, grab a handful of hair, kiss like you want to be kissed, and drag your lover to the bed. Or the kitchen counter.

Or the picnic table out back, where the neighbors might catch you…. if you’re lucky.

Have a great Hump Day.

Kate’s New Look

Showin’ Some LoveI hope you like the new look, Lover. You didn’t really give me much to go on.

If you don’t like it, you can tie me up and spank me later, it being Tied-Up Tuesday and all now.

I cleaned up your blogroll and your categories while I was at it.

I think I need a little attention before I go to sleep, so I hope you don’t mind if I wake you up.

Love,

JanieBelle

Summer Hump Day

Happy Hump DayIt’s hot, steamy, sweaty outside today.  Bring a little of that indoors.

Wreck the air conditioner at work.  Push it to the limit, then push it harder.

Make the thing work so hard to keep the copy room cool, that it just explodes.

You’ll thank me for it later.

And so will your boss/employee/client/random person passing by.

Happy Hump Day.

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