FStDT – The Holy Sex Police are Guarding Your Under-Hole

Toqueteo 2, by Sorgin @ FlickrI know it’s Oral Orgasm Thursday and not Masturbation Monday, but this couldn’t wait.

No further comment from me necessary, Maxine takes care of it:

“(Big Jesus FTW!)

If you’re worried about your wicked behavior being watched by a camera by the police department, let me tell you there is a bigger camera that is watching all of your wicked behavior. It’s call the Lord God Jesus Christ. And he sees everything. So turn off your computer porn and stop rubbing yourself in unholy ways, stop picking up whores in cheap bars and stop shoving long objects up your under-hole. Yes, God is watching, don’t be afraid of Big Brother, because Big Jesus is watching and you will be swimming in a molting lake of fire if you don’t hand over your life to Jesus, libtards. I’m praying for you, it’s probably a lost cause, but I’m earning points with Jesus.”

Maxine, The Daily Page, Madison WI Comments (34) 2007-Nov-14

Where I found it:

That’s Toqueteo 2, by Sorgin.

Operation FuckTard

The Hovind Crime Family has managed to have the Rational Response Squad’s YouTube account suspended by filing at least ten false copyright infringement claims. (That’s a felony, in case you’re interested.)

The Rational Response Squad’s rational response comes in video form (another You’re A FuckTard music video entry at the end, watch all of it!). Please download the video and repost it wherever you can, and add it as a response to this video at this link.

I suppose that when your lies masquerading as Science are exposed by people educated in the relevant fields as a pile of crap, you don’t really have any other choice but to lie to censor your critics. It’s typical behavior from Creationist “scientists”, so I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised. For the record, “Dr.” Dino (as he styles himself) unshockingly has no credentials in either the scientific or education fields.

Once again, just cuz it’s so damned funny – Live and Acoustic, from EddyGoombah himself right below the fold!:

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Six AM on Humpday

Madison and Erica - Bent, by Rob Beyer @ FlickrWaking up on Humpday with a little humping to start your Humpday with humping.

If you are waking up this Humpday with no one to hump handy, then just pretend it’s Masturbation Monday.

Happy Humpday.

Where I found it:

That’s Madison and Erica – Bent, by Rob Beyers.

Spank Me Sunday

Spank, by Pieter Pieterse @ Flickr

Just do it.

Where I found it:

That’s Spank, by Pieter Pieterse.

Hump This.

Castro--Hump, by SeenyaRita @ FlickrWhen you care enough to send the very best.

Happy fuckin’ humpday.

Where I found it:

That’s Castro–Hump, by SeenyaRita

Lookin’ For A Fax

Mi Musa, by GuilleDes @ Flickr

A banker, an attorney and The Boy were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The banker pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager he said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang. The attorney lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained “That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand.”

The Boy felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Boy finally said “Well, will you look at that! I’m getting a fax.”

Happy Sexy Saturday.

::That photo of the sexy woman looking for a fax is called Mi Musa, by GuilleDes::

A Little Oral Love This Morning With Coffee

Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

Thousands of Sexy and Funny Images at DarkCasket.com

And one for Max below the fold that’s just too dirty for the front page.  Have a great Thursday.

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